Meet the world's first
Gag-Blocking Tongue Powder
designed to enhance play time
Oral Zen (discreetly code-named "vh-01") is a revolutionary salty & sour single-use powder that instantly dissolves on your tongue, effectively preventing the gag reflex and increasing salivation for improved intimacy.
It comes in conveniently small and discreet single-use packets and is made with only Organic Lemon, Sea Salt, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, and a touch of Sugar.
Because better intimacy means closer & happier couples.
How it helps you
For Givers: you get increased confidence and comfort and the ability to level up your game with no increased effort.
For Receivers: you get peace of mind knowing you have a more comfortable partner, and get to enjoy a whole new depth of fun.
Who it's for
It's for anybody who wants more closeness and fun in the bedroom.
(Which, it turns out, is most of us)
Our customers include lawyers, doctors, homemakers, teachers, engineers, real estate agents, and hospitality and service workers.
We were sick of chemical-filled, obnoxiously pink products with crazy names. So we made something:
- With all natural ingredients
- That is extremely effective
- That is convenient and easy-to-use
- That is discreet and profesional
The Science 🔬
Backed by our 500 day money-back satisfaction guarantee.
Oral Zen Powder's concentrated combination of salty, sweet, and sour tricks your brain into thinking that you're eating, pausing the gag reflex.
Our science-based approach to formulation means we get the best results with the simplest ingredients.
The Best 🏅vs The Rest 🤢
We actually care about improving the intimacy of couples, not just selling stuff, so we made the actual best product on the market.
Other Brands
Effectively blocks the gag reflex
Increases salivation
All natural
Non-medicated
Works right away
Long lasting
Discreet packaging & shipping
500 day money-back guarantee
Let's be honest 💅
The other options blow
- They have disgusting branding, nasty artificial flavors and dyes, and chemical preservatives.
- They use sticky, slimy gels and sprays.
- And rely on chemical numbing agents that take 5+ minutes to kick in.
Their chemical numbing agents suck
- They numb the heck out of the giver and risk also numbing the receiver.
- They don’t result in better head, because the giver can’t feel anything and has no idea what’s going on.
- They’re actually dangerous since the giver loses sensation and can’t tell if they’re bruising themselves.
- They’re short-lasting: benzocaine is only effective for 10 minutes.
- And they taste terrible.
And Oral Zen is more convenient, and it works SUPER fast
Single-serve packets mean fun-on-the-go, and absolutely ZERO mess.
Effects fully activate in 30 seconds or less, with no need to re-dose.
The packets are discreetly designed with the code name "vh-01", and are shipped in a plain brown envelope.
Step 1
Pour on tongue
The salty, sweet, sour powder will make you start to salivate right away.
Step 2
Smoosh
Close your mouth and smoosh the powder all around, focusing on the edges and tip where all those sweet and salty taste buds are.
Smoosh for about 20 seconds for best effect!
Step 3
Enjoy!
Swish, swallow, and have some fun!
The salty-lemon taste will dissipate in about 2 minutes, but your gag-free superpowers will last for 45 minutes.
Oh, and before we forget, let us introduce ourselves! 👋
We're Verdant Health, a brand new wellness lab based in Denver who believes that sexual health is a critical component of whole-body health, and that fun is always worth pursuing.
We love people and nature, and fucking HATE gimmicky sales tactics and greediness.
We just launched our first product.
We think you're gonna love it.
That's it... 🤷
There's nothing else. Oral Zen simple, it's easy to use, and it just works.
And it's going to change the game for you.
We guarantee it. 🤝
We put customers first
Questions?
Text our founder, M, at
(720) 739-0230.